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Sam is turning 21 years old. While his friends at
the local home repair store are excited, his parents are less enthusiastic.
In fact, they are down right devastated. While he finds their behavior
odd, he is even more disturbed at the weird events surrounding him. He can
move things with his minds, angry dogs seem to follow him, and a strange man who
says he is the devil, appears in the back seat of his car.
Sam learns from his father that his parents sold his unborn soul to the devil, in exchange for saving his fathers life. Under the devil's servitude, Sam must track down and return escaped souls from Hell, or else his mother's life is forfeit. At first Sam refuses, but when he is able to stop a demon with the help of his friends Sock and Ben, Sam makes a fateful choice, one that will be with him forever.
terminator: the sarah connor chronicles
It is the year 1999. Sarah Conner and her son John
Conner are two fugitives being hunted by the FBI. Their crime; the destruction of
Cyberdine, a US defense contractor, and the murder of their lead scientist,
Myles Dyson.
The truth is far more dangerous. In reality, Sarah and John are on the run because cybernetic organisms from the future called " Terminators" are trying to kill them. If John dies, he will not be able to lead the human resistance movement, and humanity will be rendered extinct by the terminators' master, Skynet.
In Cosmic Era 70, the Earth Alliance
military attacked a space
colony, killing everyone onboard. Called "Bloody Valentine", this
was the start of a war between the Earth Alliance and the ZAFT armies. Due to the
wide spread destruction, salvaging has become one of the fastest growing
industries in space.
In the ruins of the Heliopolis Space Colony, Lowe Gear and his fellow Junk Techs have made the discovery of a life time. Buried in the remains of a military base are two fully functional Gundam Astray Mobil Suits. Their delight turns into frustration as mercenaries arrive and take one of the suits. Things get worse when the people who hired the mercenaries show up and attack everyone. Teaming up, Lowe and mercenary leader Gai make quick work of the enemy thanks to the superior design of the Gundam Astray.
With each team in possession of a Gundam, they are now the most sought after men in the universe. Thing is, not everyone wants to hire them.
Most people want to kill them.
Because of the internet ,children are being exposed to homosexual and pornographic
filth every day . The "Catholic Mothers With
Too Much Time on their Hands" have determined the source of this
filth, the "Happy Valley High Cheerleaders". They assign
"The Evil Stephen" and crack squad of "Catholic Reform School Girls" to silence this
menace once and for all.
"Happy Valley High Cheer Squad Team" (comma virgins) Captain Angela has her own problems. Some one has been spreading posters of the cheerleaders hanging out with nerds. She also has two ditzy partners to deal with (and perhaps sell to white slavers) and a new team member to train.
When the Catholic assassins attack our insipid heroes, they realize they need some serious ninja training. Enlisting the aid of a hippy ninja master, the girls begin to learn the ways of the ninja, sort of.
Not content with beating up the cheerleaders, "The Evil Steven" enlists the aid of "Mr. X" to replace every filthy picture on the internet with a picture of the Pope.
Now, with their ninja training in place, there is only one thing the Cheerleader Ninjas need...the help of the geeks!
In a small town in England, a young woman is running for her life.
Stalking her isn't a man or machine, but a dinosaur. No matter where she
runs, the creature finds her. She runs to an ASDA store and bangs on the
window, begging to be let in, but her cries are ignored by the janitor.
With no other option, she heads into the dark Forest of Dean.
Eight years later, Professor Nick Cutter head of the Department of Evolutionary Zoology at Central Metropolitan University and his Lab Tech Stephen Hart are accosted by one of Cutter's students, conspiracy nut Connor Temple. He shows the two a newspaper report on a dinosaur sighting in the Forest of Dean. Connor's mention of the location causes an emotional reaction for Professor Cutter, and he decides to investigate.